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amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

carryonmywayward-sons:

liggytheauthoress:

Somehow I always end up watching it like this instead:

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Well, at least you’re not like this:

I WILL STAB YOU

teamrocketing:

listening to someone you don’t like talk 

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backseatserenadeandthebrave:

happy birthday, zack merrick!

backseatserenadeandthebrave:

happy birthday, zack merrick!
crystalreedie:

@CrystalmReed: Awaiting a long overdue Chicago spring…
@c2e2 http://t.co/C2HlOQYURO

crystalreedie:

@CrystalmReed: Awaiting a long overdue Chicago spring…
@c2e2 http://t.co/C2HlOQYURO

bowie28:

Posey had to pee and Dylan was being the best bro (x)

lydiasgotstiles:

Stydia AU | Role Reversal

fpvs:

[x]
The new game sweeping the interwebs: Where’s JR?

johannammasonn:

reign + Color Pallets

fflyzik:

fflyzik:

i swear every white girl has a phase where they dye part of their hair pink at least once in their lifetime

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